As is pretty much the case every week, I had trouble thinking of a topic for this column. Nowadays, my brain pretty much revolves around poopy diapers, the new addition to my house, and the timing of my next nap. But, now that we’re at the turn of the New Year, I got to thinking about New Year’s resolutions. After all, what’s more fun than feeling depressed about the year you just wasted and instilling in yourself false hope about the next? Am I right? But here’s the thing. I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. I’m not one of those people who thinks that I’m “too cool for school,” I just never keep the resolutions. Therefore, I don’t bother any more. But man oh man, a resolutions column would be so cheap and easy. SO cheap and SO easy. It takes all the creativity of a top ten list and I could just hammer one out and get back to figuring out how to make all my old PC peripherals work with Windows Vista. So this is what I am going to do. I am going to give all of you a New Year’s resolution. That’s right. I’m turning this one around. ...